Why are orange sodas so violent sounding?
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I have a coworker that disappears for an hour every night. At first we assumed they were going out to their car to take a nap but we checked and their car is gone. So the question was posed, what could one possibly do for one hour from 12-8 in the morning? Do they have another job? What jobs could one do in the span of an hour every night?
Leave a comment with your ideas. Maybe someone knows something we don't and we might learn something.
Ideas my other coworker and I came up with:
(A) Mom having a mild heart attack on monday and getting stents put in two major arteries going to her heart.
(B) Finally giving up on what I now realize to be the only one true love of my life.
(C) Brother getting into a car wreck on wednesday and he and his friend narrowly surviving while their friend who was driving died.
(D) Finding out that I've been getting screwed out of getting payed time and a half for every holiday since the begining of the contract I'm on.
"4. I sleep on my stomach with the sheets over my head most of the time and never going below my neck. This is how I used to cope with being intensely afraid of the dark as a kid and it stuck. It was my way of not tempting vampires if they ever found their way into my room while I was sleeping... See no neck, bite no neck." -- Alicia
"3. When I was little I thought vampires would come into my room at night, bite my neck, and drink my blood while I slept, so I slept with my head and neck covered up with a blanket. As a side effect, I can't sleep when there's light present. I still sleep with my head and neck covered up, just the reasons have changed now." -- Me
Seriously, anyone else got this same fear as a kid and developed this habit?