(5:51:03 PM) strages: *you curiously spy a hunk of gouda attached to a string*
(5:51:27 PM) alicialuewho: OHHH no you don't!
(5:51:55 PM) alicialuewho: *starts to turn away but reconsiders...*
(5:52:10 PM) alicialuewho: no, i'm definitely not touching that
(5:52:29 PM) strages: *it moves curiously closer to the closet where you keep all your stuffs*
(5:52:35 PM) alicialuewho: odd...
(5:53:11 PM) alicialuewho: STOP! *yanks the cheese away just before it reaches the closet*
(5:53:49 PM) alicialuewho: allow me to finish it.
(5:54:07 PM) alicialuewho: oh fuck *is devoured by mice*
(5:54:09 PM) alicialuewho: right? RIGHT?!
(5:54:18 PM) strages: *the yank pulls the string opening the closet door where you notice all your stuff had been replaced by mice*
(5:54:24 PM) strages: lol yeah pretty much
(5:54:26 PM) alicialuewho: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
(5:54:36 PM) alicialuewho: haha, that's a terrible terrible scenario
(5:54:42 PM) strages: lol
(5:54:53 PM) strages: yeah it is when you think about it, a closet full of mice
(5:55:33 PM) alicialuewho: and i'm imagining that they're all stacked up in the form of whatever they're replacing so there are more than several shirts of mice and a few board games of mice...
(5:55:45 PM) strages: lol
(5:56:23 PM) strages: it was painstaking work really
(5:57:40 PM) alicialuewho: and for that i applaud you

***See here for reference.

strages (5:04:01 PM): *runs into the room slamming the door quickly behind him*
pwoinky (5:04:15 PM): *cocks guns*
pwoinky (5:04:30 PM): Alright, I'm ready. Let 'em in.
strages (5:04:52 PM): *turns around quickly with his back against the door in reaction to the sound*
strages (5:04:58 PM): oh good it's you
strages (5:05:46 PM): *reaches in his pocket and tosses a hunk of gouda at your feet*
strages (5:05:52 PM): quick, rub that all over
strages (5:06:08 PM): *turns around and looks through the peephole*
pwoinky (5:06:43 PM): What? I will not! That is some lewd excuse to see me covered in cheese.
strages (5:07:34 PM): look, I wouldn't be asking you to do this if it was of the utmost importance
strages (5:07:48 PM): *looks back through the peephole*
strages (5:08:01 PM): you're going to need to hurry up
strages (5:08:37 PM): HURRY!
pwoinky (5:09:23 PM): Okay, okay-- *gingerly rubs exposed areas with gouda*
strages (5:10:28 PM): *opens the door slightly, turns, and jumps out the window making sure to tuck and roll as he hits the ground*
strages (5:11:33 PM): *thousand upon thousands of mice poor through the now open door as the poor girl fires feeblely into swarm*
pwoinky (5:12:08 PM): Dammit, Strages! I hate you! I haaate yooooouuuuu!
strages (5:12:47 PM): *stands up, brushes himself off, and walks away with a chest full of pride at another successful cheesing*
pwoinky (5:13:05 PM): *is pretty much dead, yeah*

***See here for reference.

Strages (10:10:45 PM): *waves emphatically but not at you......something you haven't noticed yet*
alicialueWHO (10:10:50 PM): at what!
Strages (10:12:15 PM): *you hear a loud crash behind you and in turning around suddenly realize a full grown African elephant has just ripped through your bedroom wall*
alicialueWHO (10:12:30 PM): oh, Andre? he does that
Strages (10:13:29 PM): *opens a fold in space, withdrawls an elephant rifle, and takes aim*
alicialueWHO (10:13:50 PM): cruel, but i don't care i guess. he shits too much and too big
Strages (10:14:59 PM): *pulls the trigger but only mice come out. thousands upon thousands of mice. he revels in the victory as the elephant goes running off into the distance*
alicialueWHO (10:15:11 PM): whoa
alicialueWHO (10:15:26 PM): quite a twist
Strages (10:16:15 PM): *puts the gun away, withdrawls a hunk of gouda instead, and hurrdles it at you before diving out the window*
alicialueWHO (10:16:24 PM): OHGOD
alicialueWHO (10:16:28 PM): thank you very much
Strages (10:17:30 PM): *he sits and ponders at the fate of the newly cheesed young woman while sipping a banana milkshake*
alicialueWHO (10:18:01 PM): i'll be alright. and if i'm not, i'll be dead.
alicialueWHO (10:18:12 PM): APATHY TO TEH MAXXX
Strages (10:18:16 PM): lol
Strages (10:18:24 PM): mice take no prisoners
alicialueWHO (10:18:33 PM): yeah, the bastards

***See Cheesing #1 and Cheesing #2 for reference

Strages (10:40:59 PM): *runs into the room and throws a hunk of gouda at you*
aliciaLUEwho (10:41:14 PM): cheese

Strages (10:41:19 PM): QUCIK
Strages (10:41:25 PM): rub that all over

Strages (10:41:26 PM): !
aliciaLUEwho (10:41:31 PM): ew

aliciaLUEwho (10:41:33 PM): no thanks
Strages (10:41:39 PM): *looks toward the door*

Strages (10:41:46 PM): HURRY!
aliciaLUEwho (10:41:55 PM): why am i hurrying?!

Strages (10:42:14 PM): it's for your own good, RUB IT ALL OVER FAST!
Strages (10:42:37 PM): *looks nervously toward the door again*

aliciaLUEwho (10:42:46 PM): uh ok *hesitantly crumbles cheese into her hair*
Strages (10:43:02 PM): THEY'RE COMING!

aliciaLUEwho (10:43:09 PM): WHO!
Strages (10:44:05 PM): *as the door shatters into a million pieces he quickly jumps out the window making sure to tuck and roll as he hits the ground*

Strages (10:44:38 PM): *mice poor into the room*
aliciaLUEwho (10:44:53 PM): BASTARD!!!

Strages (10:45:08 PM): *gets up and walks away proudly with a smirk on his face at another successful cheesing*
aliciaLUEwho (10:45:17 PM): dammit

Strages (10:45:21 PM): lol




***See Cheesing #1 for reference

Hello again kiddies, long time no serious post. I sincerely hope you all have been enjoying the new site, and from messages left in the shoutbox it looks like you all have been. There are more changes to the site coming, with the addition of a picture gallery and rather unconventional message board on the way. I hope you all had a decent holidays, which just one more night of fun to be had before the new year. I for one, plan on thoroughly enjoying myself, which is why I'm posting now before I forget ;).
Not much has been going on in my life short of feeling accomplished for completing the new site. Still girlfriendless, no signs of that changing anytime soon either, but I'm still having fun and hanging out with friends so it's not all bad. In addition of my Christmas haul, I have recently aquired a second hand but well loved third generation ipod. It's seriously freakin sweet, I literally put my entire music collection on it and still have that the space free. With the downfall of Suprnova and the onset of the holiday season, my tv show downloading has dwindled to a trickle. Thankfully Japan has no concept of the "christmas lull" and are still putting out their shows, else I would be in serious fear of boredom. I've basically just been eating good food and sitting around listening to my music in 5.1 surround sound since I found that a plugin for it for winamp. Of course iTunes plays my music in 5.1 out of the box, but I just can't turn my back on winamp, I've been there from beginning with it.

Things watched since last time:

• Spy games, a pretty good movie that plays out like a heist movie but without stealing anything.
• Appleseed 2004, a remake of the original 80's anime and it's absolutely gorgeous!
• Blade Trinity, honestly only watched it to see Van Wilder kill some vampires.
• National Treasure, at what point did Disney get good at making non-cartoons that involve copious amounts of singing?
• Manchurian Candidate, really liked this one overall, reminded me a lot of Conspiracy Theory.
• Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, very much like Big Fish but more entertaining in my opinion.
• Ocean's Twelve, nothing like a good heist movie.
• Ong Bak, interesting Thai movie featuring the next big asian action actor.
• The Incredibles, very very entertaing movie.
• Eurotrip, featuring Nona from The Adventures of Pete and Pete all grown up and looking mighty fine.
• Seasons 1-3 and most of 4 of Farscape
• First 6 episodes of Fafner in the Azure

Things learned since last time:

• 2600 meeting is coming up on January 7th.
• All good things must come to an end, in this instance, I don't have weekends off next rotation. :(

Strages (10:38:44 PM): *throws a hunk of gouda at you*
Strages (10:38:56 PM): quick rub that all over yourself
Action Rocks Val (10:39:05 PM): lol
Action Rocks Val (10:39:09 PM): it smells
Strages (10:39:11 PM): DO IT
Strages (10:39:24 PM): *watches the door*
Strages (10:39:30 PM): they're coming
Action Rocks Val (10:39:38 PM): eeeeee
Strages (10:40:20 PM): QUICK RUB YOURSELF IN GOUDA!
Action Rocks Val (10:40:35 PM): *rubbing vigorously*
Strages (10:41:35 PM): *jumps out the window making sure to roll when hitting the ground as the mice coming pooring into the poor girls room*
Strages (10:42:10 PM): *walks away with a scrapped knee and a chest full of pride for his successful cheesing*
Strages (10:42:34 PM): AHAHAHAHA!