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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y&mode=related&search=

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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqRRQioUeiI

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Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=G6MJVzXbqRU

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Thanks Skydog

1. Find random older person at work.
2. Say, "Hey [insert name here], I didn't know it was bring your crow to work day."
3. Wait for inevitable response of, "I didn't bring a crow to work." or "What are you talking about?"
4. Say, "Oh I just assumed your brought the whole thing with you..." while tapping the side of your face next to your eye.
5. Your choice of evil grin or laughing hysterically along with everyone else.

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Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRwNJxk8LrQ&eurl=

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How long before we start using this for riot control? Rabble rousers up the conveyor and into the awaiting paddy wagon, or better yet, for border patrol! Pick them up and chuck them back over the fence.

strages (5:04:01 PM): *runs into the room slamming the door quickly behind him*
pwoinky (5:04:15 PM): *cocks guns*
pwoinky (5:04:30 PM): Alright, I'm ready. Let 'em in.
strages (5:04:52 PM): *turns around quickly with his back against the door in reaction to the sound*
strages (5:04:58 PM): oh good it's you
strages (5:05:46 PM): *reaches in his pocket and tosses a hunk of gouda at your feet*
strages (5:05:52 PM): quick, rub that all over
strages (5:06:08 PM): *turns around and looks through the peephole*
pwoinky (5:06:43 PM): What? I will not! That is some lewd excuse to see me covered in cheese.
strages (5:07:34 PM): look, I wouldn't be asking you to do this if it was of the utmost importance
strages (5:07:48 PM): *looks back through the peephole*
strages (5:08:01 PM): you're going to need to hurry up
strages (5:08:37 PM): HURRY!
pwoinky (5:09:23 PM): Okay, okay-- *gingerly rubs exposed areas with gouda*
strages (5:10:28 PM): *opens the door slightly, turns, and jumps out the window making sure to tuck and roll as he hits the ground*
strages (5:11:33 PM): *thousand upon thousands of mice poor through the now open door as the poor girl fires feeblely into swarm*
pwoinky (5:12:08 PM): Dammit, Strages! I hate you! I haaate yooooouuuuu!
strages (5:12:47 PM): *stands up, brushes himself off, and walks away with a chest full of pride at another successful cheesing*
pwoinky (5:13:05 PM): *is pretty much dead, yeah*

***See here for reference.

Strages (2:21:10 PM): psst I know you're there...
Auto response from alicialueWHO (2:21:10 PM): The Concussive Caress, scene IV - Nothing: Yasmine has a moment of clarity.

Strages (2:21:18 PM): I see you on myspace
alicialueWHO (2:21:21 PM): haha
alicialueWHO (2:21:23 PM): i can't hide
Strages (2:21:32 PM): not from me and especially not online
alicialueWHO (2:21:53 PM): *looks around suspiciously and a little worried*
alicialueWHO (2:22:56 PM): i was just in my account settings looking at the "hide online status" option as you sent that IM, btw
Strages (2:23:30 PM): lol wow unintentionally creepier. I sure have good timing